RFK Jr’s worm is working overtime, folks. Most thought it was dead, just hanging out, rattling around in there like a marble in a swiss cheese factory, but no. It’s doing all the thinking for him, it seems. His newest two (TWO!!) thoughts that have come to the news have had to do with vaccines/measles/autism and teenage boys and their testosterone/sperm counts. It’s almost too deranged to touch on, but I have to, because he is dangerous and in charge of areas of our healthcare.

First, while not entirely new, he has been talking about autism (again) and how horrible autism is, as if there is only one flavor, and one severity. Profound. Those that require IMMENSE care. This absolute moron is getting his “facts” from whatever sounds scary enough to him. He makes the numbers up. (No, really, he tried to tell people a full 50% of Chinese people were diabetic. Yeah, no.) Any time he says a percentage number? Just assume it is TOTAL bullshit. It just is.

Anyway, his newest thing is to go and “cure” Autism by September. Oh… wait… that might be rough and like totally impossible? Hmmm… Well, he’ll look into it. Oh! He knows! A REGISTRY! To put the names of all Autistics on. By sidestepping HIPAA somehow and getting medical information from the government, your watch trackers, any spit donations you’ve done that have taken grants from the government (and possibly not, who knows at this point), and anything else he can get his grubby hands on. A registry. You know who else did registries? Nazis. All because he does not see Autistics as human beings. The first thing in that deplorable speech he made was that “they don’t pay taxes.”

The next time I saw him he was telling people that [checks notes] “chicken soup and vitamin A” was just as good as the measles vaccine at keeping your kids from getting measles. The next thing you know, Texas has an outbreak of both measles *and children with vitamin A toxicity.* Because apparently sometimes people are scared of vaccines but not of insane amounts of toxins if they can pretend they are vitamins.

THEN I see him spouting that teen boys have low sperm counts. The first thought in MY head was “how does he know what the average teen sperm count is? I don’t think they test for that…” Something about “the typical teen has the same sperm count and testosterone level as a man in his late sixties.” Uh… I know that sperm counts may be a thing the older generation may have had tested, as well as testosterone, as one gets older. But I don’t think they do that when a boy is in his teens. Do they? Please tell me if I am wrong. Aidan isn’t exactly standard fare, and the doctor may skip some tests as he isn’t sexually active, but if you aren’t hoping your kid procreates at 15, you aren’t likely to demand a sperm test, right?

So my question is… what the actual bloody fuck is he talking about? Whose kids has he been testing? I’m guessing he’s making up more shit again in an effort to espouse more of his anti-LGBTQ+ stuff. “Kids have low-testosterone, that’s why they think they are the wrong gender! Everyone panic!” When really Trans people have always been around, just quietly. Now when the kids are allowed to be themselves as kids instead of switching as adults, which is harder, mentally, some folks take issue. (And, no. Not talking about gender surgical reassignment on underage individuals. Puberty blocker pills, okay. Knives? no. If you quit taking the pills things eventually sort themselves back to square 1. Knives, not so much.)

And Worm Brain has hired some true flat-liners to be in charge of his Vaccines Are Tied To Autism, too. (Nothing like a study where you insist on the outcome before the study. How very… scientific.) Like a guy who not only is not a doctor to be in charge, but he never was, and only PRETENDED to be. His own father was another of those Wakefield cronies and had his papers removed from publication.

Anyway… Worm Brain, or He Who Gargles Razor Blades, is another of Trump’s insane Bozo Circus. Uh… 3.5 Years left…